Have no fear, Zoey the Chihuahua is here . . .

All dogs go to Heaven . . .

. . . but Zoey the Chihuahua rates head-of-the-line privileges.

Booker West was splashing his hands in a birdbath in his grandparents' northern Colorado back yard when the snake slithered up to the toddler, rattled and struck. Five-pound Zoey jumped in the way and took the bites.

'Nuff said.